Even though I personally don’t understand why, this will a BIG shocker for most people…
Starting, running and growing a business is HARD.
There! I said it.
And all the less than ethical people selling you biz-ops and courses that promise to be magic “online money buttons” that bring you lots of money without effort are… are… LIARS.
One other thang:
Coddled, whiny pussies are NEVER gonna be successful with ANY business. (And most likely they’ll never be successful with ANYTHING. Other than making excuses.)
Here’s what prompted this rant.
Just like I told ya yesterday, I’m not gonna mention any names or specific people. The person I’ll talk about in this email is a composite. So if you’re one of the people who have contacted me and you think I’m talking about you, you’re mistaken.
Onward.
Regardless of what method I teach to get customers or clients, there’s always some whiny little pussy who says, “I tried it and it didn’t work.”
My response?
“Wanna know what REALLY didn’t work? YOU!”
’Cuz when I interrogate him (it’s ALWAYS the guys, never the ladies… nowadays they have more balls than most men) they usually admit this:
“I sent out five of the sales letters/emails you recommend and I didn’t get any calls from clients wanting to write me a big check.”
Incredulous, I respond, “Five letters/emails? Only five? Wait a minute. You believe that you only need to send five sales letters and thousands of dollars are gonna flood into your bank account? You don’t need marketing help, you need a psychiatrist or medication. Maybe both. Or maybe locked up in the nuthouse.”
Well, I think that in my mind. I never say it out loud. (Not anymore.)
Nor do I try to educate him to the realities of business and how it functions in this maya existence. Because more than three decades of experience has shown me that it’s a waste of time.
Someone born a whiny, excuse-making pussy with no testicles will die a whiny, excuse-making pussy with no testicles. And sadly, I’ve seen very, very, VERY few exceptions to that during my entrepreneurial career.
You either got it or you don’t.
And NOTHING about starting, running and growing a business is easy. Especially STARTING a business. And a DDD (dopamine dependent dreamer) and/or a whiny, excuse-making pussy with no testicles shouldn’t even try. He (again, I’ve NEVER had this problem with the ladies) should just give up NOW and save lots of lost time and money.
Harsh words? Not really. My experience and the experience of every single person I know in the marketing education business confirms this THOUSANDS of times over.
You see, the process for business success is this:
You try something and it fails. So you try about a hundred variations on the same theme… and they all fail, too.
Then you drop that and try something else. And that fails. Then the hundred different variations on thang #2 you tried all fail.
So you move on to thang #3. And thang #4. And thang #101.
And THEY all fail.
Until finally, thang #203 works.
A little bit. A “base hit” so to speak.
So you tweak thang #203 endlessly until it turns into a 3rd base hit.
Then you move on to thang #204. And that fails. And the process repeats.
Until thang #507. Which turns out to be another base hit.
Ad infinitum.
Until thang #999. Which is the home run you’ve been dreaming about.
Until that peters out and you move on to thang #1,000. Which fails so badly, it stinks up the place with a smell that lingers for months.
On and on and on.
Ya dig?
But the whiny, excuse-making pussies with no testicles never even make it past a VERY half-assed and improperly implemented attempt at thang #1.
Problem identified.
Listen, NOTHING has ever come easy for me. Including my very first success. At age 7, I taught myself how to play the guitar.
I HAD to teach myself. Because the owner of Henry’s Music in Barberton, Ohio refused to give me lessons. He said that he had never had a person that young ever stick with it.
By age 10, the folks in Barberton, Ohio were calling me a “prodigy.”
Which couldn’t have been further from the truth.
You see, I LIVED and SLEPT (literally!) with that instrument. I had my 10,000 hours in when I was still in my very early teens.
I was most definitely NOT a prodigy and it did not come easy. I worked at it NON-STOP. Even when I encountered NOTHING but ZERO progress and failure at every turn.
BTW, that 10,000 rule is for pikers. The rule of thumb and the bare MINIMUM for someone truly serious about their art, skill or passion is THIS:
10 hours a day… every day… for 10 years.
For the mathematically challenged, that’s 36, 500 hours.
NOW are you getting a better grasp of why the whiny, excuse-making pussy with no testicles never succeeds with ANYTHING?
Could a person like that change?
Of course!
The sad truth is that 99.9% won’t. Because… “For as a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.”
And most people don’t know how to change their deeply ingrained state/religion programming… or they just don’t have the fortitude to do the gut-wrenching and emotionally painful inner work required to reprogram themselves.
Which is why I started this message today with, “Why most people on my list should just give up NOW.”
Not necessarily a pleasant message. But at least I’m one of the very, VERY few people with the balls to tell you the truth.
And that all needed to be said to identify the infinitesimal number of people who qualify for THIS:
If YOU want to get rich during these turbulent times in the global economy, then you MUST know how to create offers that work to cold traffic.
Which is tougher (and more EXPENSIVE) these days than I’ve ever seen it in my entire 30+ year entrepreneurial career.
However, I know a few secrets that will put every possible chance of success in your favor.
And THAT is the kind of stuff I reveal in The Doberman Dan Letter.
You’ll see DD way of developing an offer from scratch and making it work to cold traffic.
And yes, I do it differently than the LMMs (lesser mortal marketers) and LMCs (lesser mortal copywriters.) Because those guys are still operating as if we’re not in a global economic meltdown. And THAT mistake is why most of ’em are struggling BIG TIME right now.
If you want in on info and PROVEN strategies like this — and what intelligent marketer who wants to get hundreds or THOUSANDS of new customers per day wouldn’t? — then you need to claim your knighthood NOW.
Listen, even though I’ve beaten this horse to death in my “set up” for this offer, I gotta tell ya this:
Yes, my bag o’ tricks goes much deeper than the LMMs and LMCs. But don’t be a delusional dolt like the DDDs (dopamine dependent dreamers) in the Internet Marketing world. What I mean is this:
What I reveal to the knights in my Marketing Camelot ain’t some magic online “money button” that spits out $100 bills every time your $3/hour virtual assistant in the Philippines pushes it for ya.
A mature and intelligent person knows that magic online money buttons don’t exist. Therefore, only a “bovine, clod pated, citified moron” chases that pipe dream. (Aaahhh, movie references.)
In other words, knighthood is not for a whiny, excuse-making pussy with no testicles. It’s only for REAL entrepreneurs and marketers who understand that making a new offer work to cold traffic ain’t easy these days. And it takes W-O-R-K.
Also, you gotta understand something else that’s super-duper, BIG TIME important. In fact, it’s CRUCIAL to your success… or failure (your choice.) And that huge and UBER important secret to making all this work is THIS:
“For as he thinketh in his heart, so is he.”
If you’re one of the infinitesimally few who truly get that… AND you’re willing to put in the work to get RICH… while others who DON’T have access to these strategies get poorer and poorer… you will get soooooooo frickin’ WEALTHY, China will owe YOU money! (That’s an extreme exaggeration to make a joke. But still… you can get really, really rich with this stuff.)
If you’ve made the decision to “thinketh in your heart” that you will be successful, NO MATTER WHAT… then click here so you don’t miss out on all the benefits you get as a knight in the Marketing Camelot.
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. One last thang:
As you’ll soon see, your knighthood includes INSTANT ACCESS to a traffic course PROVEN to generate THOUSANDS of new customers a day.
Originally priced at $10,000, it’s now yours FREE when you GET KNIGHTED TODAY.
Combine this traffic course with what I reveal in The Doberman Dan Letter… AND in conjunction with “For as he thinketh in his heart, so is he”… and I predict a steady flow of hundreds or even THOUSANDS of new customers per day in your very near future.
Pax vobiscum.
