I’m gonna attempt the impossible today.
Since Americans now have the attention span of a frickin’ GNAT… I’m gonna try to condense my entire life story into an email.
But the truth is… my life story isn’t important.
Not in the least.
What’s REALLY important is THIS:
How my pathetic little life story can help YOU achieve the life of your dreams.
(And I believe it can.)
So I shall proceed in faith that my pain and suffering were necessary to help YOU live the life of your dreams.
[ahem]
I was born.
Father, poor. His parents survived the Great Depression by moving back to the farm with Great Granpa Galipeaux… aka Francis Gallapoo…
…a French Canadian immigrant who didn’t speak a word of English when he emigrated to the United States.
(Dumb ass civil servant US Immigration morons. They screwed up his last name on the paperwork. It’s not “Gallapoo.” It’s “Galipeaux.” Too late now. We’re stuck with this bastardized spelling. But it’s NOT our REAL last name.)
Mother, not just poor. Mississippi poor.
(And you have NO idea how poor that really is. As a little girl, my mom had no shoes, a dress made out of a burlap potato sack… and the only reason she had anything to eat — both parents HARDCORE alcoholics — was because her aunt and uncle owned a VERY humble corner store. And no… with God himself as my witness, I am NOT exaggerating.)
So that was my start.
In Barberton, Ohio.
The BEST I could have hoped for was a job with one of the rubber companies in Akron, Ohio.
But I had a different plan.
I wanted more.
Here was my trajectory:
– Got the best job a white trash “waste of human flesh” guy like me could ever hope for. A civil service J-O-B. Police officer for the City of Dayton, Ohio.
– Got recruited into Amway. Did EVERYTHING they told me. Failed at EVERYTHING. Ended up divorced, broke, in debt and miserable.
– Nine L-O-N-G “bleed form your damn eyeballs” painful years of serial entrepreneurial failure. Luckily I still had my job as a cop. Because every single business I started (and there were MANY) was a soul crushing failure. And all my co-workers, friends and family LOVED the fact that I failed at everything.
– Discovered direct response marketing and copywriting from Dan Kennedy’s “Magnetic Marketing System.”
– Started my first “kitchen table business” in 1995 while I still had my fulltime job as a cop.
– One year later, that humble mail order business bought my freedom from my J-O-B.
– Twenty-one years later and the skills I’ve learned from my “blood, sweat and tears” sacrifices are STILL allowing me to live as a FREE man.
You see… it doesn’t matter your past.
It doesn’t matter if you were “doomed” to be a loser your entire life. (Like me.)
It doesn’t matter if even your own PARENTS programmed you to be a robot slave… a milk cow for the collective.
I’m telling you…
… ME… a white trash “waste of human flesh” dude from Barberton, Ohio…
… I swear to you on everything that is good and holy…
…you really CAN break free of your programming and create the kind of life you truly desire.
Because as cliché as it sounds…
If I can do it, YOU can do it.
In fact, I’m showing you the skills and tools you need to do exactly like I have the past 21 years…
Live FREE!
You’ll see step-by-step…
…start to finish…
…A-to-Z…
…the system and secret tools I use to find a market, discover all the “hot buttons” that get them spending money.
And how to put yourself in the middle of that massive flow of money…
…so you can make a big stack of cashola for yourself.
I’m revealing it all… in a “look over my shoulder”
style… in the May issue of The Doberman Dan Letter.
What you’re about to discover is EXACTLY what I’ve been doing for more than two decades to identify red-hot niches full of people spending money like a drunk politician in a D.C. strip club.
Listen, dear amigo…
THIS is the key to raking in the big bucks with direct response marketing… both online and offline.
It’s the EXACT system I’ve been using for 21 years to live a lifestyle better than most Fortune 500 CEOs.
I’m revealing EVERYTHING in the May issue of The Doberman Dan Letter.
It will be mailing out to my knights any day now.
If you want to discover what I reveal in this brand new issue you only have a couple more days to join my “insider’s club”… the Marketing Camelot.
After that, the only way you can get a copy of this life changing issue is by dropping $1,800+ for all the back issues.
But YOU don’t have to miss out.
Click here now to claim your knighthood with me in the Marketing Camelot so you don’t miss out on this truly breakthrough issue.
You’re about to get the opportunity to practically look over my shoulder and see the “Doberman Dan” way of finding red-hot markets.
And in so doing… how to start a “kitchen table” business that can create any kind of lifestyle you can imagine.
Click here now before you miss out on this special issue…
All the best,
Doberman Dan
P.S. Listen… if the ONLY thing to come from the “bleed from my damn eyeballs” sacrifices I’ve made to learn what I know is my own prosperity…
…then I’ll consider my time on this planet a MONUMENTAL failure.
BUT… I still have HOPE that there’s somebody SOMEWHERE who “gets it.”
And THAT is what’s motivates me to soldier on…
The mere HOPE that YOU are the one who will have the guts to follow my lead and create the life of your dreams.
Is that YOU?
YES, I believe you ARE the one I’ve been searching for.
So click here now and join me in the Marketing Camelot today.
Pax vobiscum.
