Back in the early 90’s I used to train at World Gym in Huber Heights, Ohio.
Mostly guys. So the few attractive women who worked out there received a lot of attention.
Until one young and attractive exotic foreigner showed up one day.
Her name was Elizabeth and she had recently arrived from England. So not only was she hot, she had that sexy accent, too.
And much to the chagrin of all the other women, she started getting ALL the attention.
One day, after a particularly REVEALING set of dumbbell Bulgarian deadlifts (which had us ALL gawking at her)… she racked the dumbbells and said…
“I know this is a weird thing to admit because we’re in a gym… but I need to go out to the car park and suck a fag.”
Say WHAAAAAA?
That made no sense to me.
After all, she had a whole THRONG of heterosexual male admirers who would have GLADLY volunteered to be the recipient of her sudden need. Why was she choosing somebody from the other team?
All her horny admirers (of which I was one, I admit) looked at each other like, “Did she say what I just THINK she said?”
Then I came to my senses. I knew what I heard come out of her mouth couldn’t possibly be what she said.
So I asked her to repeat it.
Imagine her embarrassment when I translated the meaning of that statement into good ole red, white and blue ‘Merican English.
You see, in jolly ole England it means, “I’m going out to the parking lot to smoke a cigarette.”
COMPLETELY different meaning in the U.S.
And COMPLETELY different reaction, too.
You see, different word choices can cause two COMPLETELY different results.
Try it on your spouse or significant other.
Walk up to her (or him), grab both her hands, stare deeply into her eyes and say the following with as much feeling and emotion as you can muster:
“I love you.”
Do the same routine tomorrow, except substitute a different “L” word:
“I loathe you.”
On which day do ya think you’re gonna have a better chance of getting some of the drink the astronauts took to the moon… Tang?
You see my dear reader, THAT is the power of words.
And knowing how to wield that power will not only get us guys laid (cuz chicks only need to be breathing to get laid)… it can make you richer than Midas.
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