I’m lucky to count the infomercial legend Brad Richdale as a close friend. In fact, he touched base with me just a few hours ago. Gave me some ideas that should make a whooooooole lotta loot. I expressed one of my big frustrations with him about my market… All the people who buy my stuff [...]
After more than a half a century living in exile in this “valley of tears”… I’ve finally come to a monumentally big breakthrough… The Trappist monks are really on to something. Because it seems to me that the more I just shut my big trap (get it?… trap… Trappist monks?), the better off everything — [...]
The playwright Oscar Wilde summed up a huge secret to success: “Everything popular is wrong.” Somehow… some way… even from the very early age of 7, I’ve always known that was true. You see, I always knew in my gut something wasn’t right about this strange reality where I’ve been exiled to live this current [...]
I went to the Potter’s house. Bowing, I said, “Master Potter, I want to create something magnificent.” He said not a word. With a wave of His hand, He invited me to sit on the stool in front of his potter’s wheel. He plopped a lump of clay on the wheel and turned it on. [...]
In my 12 years of being a street cop I met a LOT of thieves. So I know thief when I see one. That’s why I’m pretty darn qualified when I say that YOU, my revered reader, are a thief. What’s even more shocking is who you’re stealing from. Now before you get your Barbie panties in [...]