The world of Doberman Dan has been shaken up a little bit lately.

If you’re marketing online I’d be willing to bet things have been shaken up for you, too.

You see, a change is afoot, my dear reader.

For a little more than a couple months.

Not in a good way either.

When I first noticed this, I thought it was a fluke just happening to me.

Ain’t so.

Based on my survey of darn near EVERYBODY I know marketing online, it’s affecting us all.

Some, like me, have recognized the impact of this early. And we’re making major changes to avoid losing any more ground.

Others have chosen to cling to hope.

Hope that this soon shall pass.

And they’re making no adjustments in their business model.

Foolishly so, based on my more than two decades in online marketing.

(Can you say “Google Slap?” Both Versions 1.0 and 2.0. Most have never recovered from THAT disaster.
Sadly, this current snafu is even WORSE.)

But, as my knights learned in Issue 66 of The Doberman Dan Letter, the human brain isn’t a window to the truth. It’s a delusion generator.

So all we can do is let these folks stew in their own juice of delusions until their sales have tanked enough to do something about it.

Or not.

You see, I’m not out to save the world.

Only my knights.

And I’d like to save YOU, too.

How?

Well… that’s EXACTLY what I’m doing in the August issue of The Doberman Dan Letter.

I’m revealing all the details of this recent Internet-wide glitch that’s affecting just about every online marketer I know.

Even better… I’m allowing you to look over my shoulder as I reveal the investigation I’ve done to discover the solution.

AND… you’ll get to witness with your very own eyes… almost in real-time… as I implement this solution in my own business.

And in the interest of “going the extra mile”…

…you’re also going to get two extra bonuses with the August issue.

One of them will have me PERSONALLY implementing my newfound solution to this Internet-wide disaster in your business FOR YOU.

(It’s only the second time in the history of the Marketing Camelot that I’ve done this. And may be my last, too.)

The other bonus shall remain a surprise.

HINT: One of my knights… a living LEGEND… one of the most successful people in the entire HISTORY of direct response marketing…

…is giving you — on a silver platter — more than 40 years of distilled marketing and copywriting tests.

This is “HYOOGE” stuff you can use to make MILLIONS!

All this (and a LOT more) is available to you when you make the intelligent, no-lose, no-risk decision to become knighted into my Marketing Camelot.

But you can’t twiddle your thumbs and dawdle.
(Besides, look where THAT has gotten you.)

The August issue of The Doberman Dan Letter was sent to the printer yesterday.

As we speak it’s being meticulously prepared…

…in a crystalline clean, FDA-inspected and approved, HEPA-filtered room…

…by squires (assistants to knights) wearing brand new clean-as-a-whistle white cotton gloves, hair nets, respirator masks and cotton “clean room” coveralls and footies.

Then it will prayed over…

…anointed with pure nitrous oxide, certified as kosher only minutes before…

…then blessed by yours truly while vividly envisioning your financial, emotional and spiritual success.

Then the squires will gently and lovingly place it in an envelope with YOUR name and address…

…and in 2 to 5 business days… via First Class postal mail… you’ll get the life-changing miracle you’ve been dreaming about.

Or maybe even praying for.

So claim your knighthood TODAY… before you miss out on this breakthrough issue.

All the best,
Doberman Dan